Everybody Wants Money
A comedy survivors-like where enemies don’t die. They just want to be paid.
iOS version coming later in 2027.
Everybody Wants Money is a survivors-like where you fight back by throwing money. Enemies don’t die: their health bar is their bill, and once it’s paid they dance, cheer and leave happy. Between runs you grow a holding company from a lemonade stand to a bank, unlock seven broke heroes and play a stock market minigame that only ever uses virtual money.
Highlights
Enemies get paid, not killed
Every health bar is a bill, and each customer has a hidden rule: the haggler, the bluffing cousin, the gossip.
One-thumb auto-attack
Portrait controls and 6–10 minute chapters, fully playable offline.
15 money weapons, 12 evolutions
From loose change to a delivery drone, evolving into Cash Tornado or Helicopter Money.
12 chapters, 12 bosses
From the Landlord to The President, plus Endless Debt, a Daily Challenge and a Weekly League.
A tycoon between runs
Grow a holding company from a lemonade stand to a bank. All money in the game is fictional.
Fair by design
Free to play, rewarded ads only, no paid loot boxes, 15 languages.